So, this dream occurred a few weeks ago, but I thought it would be a good one to start off with. It started with me driving down the highway and finding myself in a traffic jam. As I come to stop and try to see what is causing the hold up, I am suddenly outside of the car with hundreds of other people. There's a loud noise coming from the sky and we look up to see an airplane falling onto the highway beside us. Another soon lands next to it and everyone begins to panic. Then a new sound looms in the sky and as we look behind us, the Transformers are coming into view (yes, Optimus Prime and Bumblebee both make an appearance!) They are here to save the day! From who?...
The Stormtroopers! They begin filing down the highway toward us as we crouch along the highway barriers. While trying to not make eye contact, we are concealing our phones so we can take pics and get this stuff on Facebook! The sound of music fills the sky as I begin to film the Transformer cartoon that is now being projected across the sky.
At this point, my apparent BFF, the scientist, taps me on the shoulder with excitement. He is convinced that his new invention is just what the Transformers need to save the world! We decide to make a run for it to get his invention to Headquarters...which just happens to be at my dad's house. Who is my dad, you ask? Why, Iron Man, of course! We get the invention safely put in place, but find that we are in the way, so dad, I mean Iron Man, asks me to take my friend back to the guest house. I throw what can only be described as a teen-age temper tantrum and will only give in if I get to take one of cars. Of course, daddy gives in and I choose the only car that could possibly get us there the fastest...the Batmobile!
While making our way through the Bat Cave, we stumble across a frozen Han Solo. But before we could try to save him, Luke Skywalker swoops in and carries him away. So, we head to the backyard where we find my BFF's invention set up and ready to be deployed. (In case you are wondering, no,I do not know the identity of my BFF. Just picture your average college science nerd!) We get to watch the invention in action...which involves Chris Rock and two other unknown actors stripping naked and jumping in a baby pool full of mashed potatoes.
I'd love to tell you that my BFF saved the world, but this is the point at which I wake up.
Now, I can tell you that my son is WAAAAY into superheroes and Star Wars and we had just been talking about seeing Madagascar 3. That would explain all the guest appearances. But I honestly have no idea where this BFF came from. I don't even like science!
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